I.miss.you.

When a teacher asks you to sit up front

BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.

The type of Relationship…

where they share Facebook passwords, answer and check each others phones is NOT because they cant trust each other, its because they are both confident enough to know they have NOTHING TO HIDE & it doesn’t get any better than that.

1nfinitize:

AWW

Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.